It's Karma.

She was ragging him the night before about taking out the trash while he was studying up for his next game.

He said, "Dear, I'll be there as soon as I'm done."

She said, "No no no no!!! Now now now now now now!!!"

The next day, *Thwack!!!* right in the ribs.

See?

"I've got players coming to me every day saying that one of their family members got hit or almost got hit. I had an usher take one for my wife the other day."

That's hysterical. I have this image of an usher diving (in slow motion) in front of a woman, getting hit in the nuts with a baseball. It's like something out of a Leslie Neilson movie.

Someone is sleeping on the couch tonight.

Well she should have spread her legs and not said no.

Maybe, she should have been paying attention to the game even though it is Baltimore. Maybe, they should disallow cell phones at sporting events, but women would be lost without a cell phone.

Its all part of the right wing consiracy somehow. Or its all Bush's fault, one of the two.

maybe the dallas police should look into this